itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

(via orgasm)

"Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality."

(via guy)

(Source: hazelhirao, via dontwastetime)

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via bulletproofweekend)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via crystallized-teardrops)

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

(via chilled)

  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

image

(via heyitsmesayra)

gossipinq:

what if instead of saying “can you google it”

we used bing or yahoo?

"hey can you yahoo this for me"

"idk man, bing it" 

(via johnnymalik)