i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

(via hatin)


now she want a photo

u already know tho

u only live once thats the motto badword yolo

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

(via joshpeck)


my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

(via gnarly)


loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via circumcising)

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via officialwhitegirls)

im never opening up to anyone ever again its a stupid idea

(Source: oreoofficial, via vyrgins)