jailor:

now she want a photo

u already know tho

u only live once thats the motto badword yolo

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)

(via joshpeck)

8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

(via gnarly)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(via circumcising)

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via officialwhitegirls)

im never opening up to anyone ever again its a stupid idea

(Source: oreoofficial, via vyrgins)

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(Source: ggaga, via ruinedchildhood)